kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

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aunteeblazer:

jordtheborednord:

thursdaymorningchild:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

are you okay Hugh?

I was not prepared for this.

what in THE

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Timestamp: 1406172747

aunteeblazer:

jordtheborednord:

thursdaymorningchild:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

are you okay Hugh?

I was not prepared for this.

what in THE

(via joshssonicscrewdriver)

summershadowtwin:

adventures-of-a-strange-mind:

Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.

(via joshssonicscrewdriver)

Timestamp: 1406168479

summershadowtwin:

adventures-of-a-strange-mind:

Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.

(via joshssonicscrewdriver)

(Source: foie, via princesssparklefuck)